Funny & Novelty Condoms —
The UK's Cheekiest Collection 😏

Yes, every one. The joke is on the wrapper, never on the protection. Funny on the outside, fully functional inside, made to the same safety standards as any pharmacy-shelf condom.

Yes. Our condoms meet international safety standards: CE marked and ISO 4074 certified. Every batch is tested for burst strength and electronic safety before it leaves the factory.

Yes. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded outer package. No logos, no product names, nothing on the label that hints at what's inside.

Most orders dispatch within 1 working day from London. UK delivery options at checkout include 2nd Class and Next-Day, so you'll typically receive your order within 2 to 3 working days. Worldwide standard shipping takes 5 to 10 working days; we dispatch with Royal Mail and your country's post handles the final mile.

Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping is calculated at checkout. UK delivery is free on orders over £9.

6 pieces, and you can mix any 6 designs from the funny range or order 6 of the same. The £1.66 per-piece price applies either way. Below 6 it's not economical to pick, pack, and post, so the minimum sits there. The cart will let you know if you need a few more before checkout.

They're our most popular gift category. Pop one in a card, fill a goody bag, mix a pack for the stag do, or stuff a hen-do welcome bag. Pun-style, pop-culture and proudly rude designs all available.

Yes. For festivals, freshers' weeks, hen weekends and corporate events you can mix-and-match across the full funny range at the flat £1.66 per piece. For larger branded or custom-printed event orders, our bulk condoms page has volume pricing from 50 pieces down to £0.29. Email us your numbers and we'll point you the right way.

Yes, that's what our Design Your Own tool is for. Add your text, image, or logo and order from 6 pieces. For orders over 100 pieces we send a real photo of the actual printed wrapper before we dispatch, not a digital mockup.

Standard EU size natural latex condoms, the same fit as most high-street brands. Our wrappers measure 6×6cm, bigger than the industry-standard 5×5cm, so the designs read clearly and land harder with the person who receives one.

The best place to buy funny condoms in the UK is directly from Kissy Bang Bang at kissybangbang.com. We design and print every wrapper in London on a 6×6cm format. Every condom is CE-marked and ISO 4074 certified. Minimum order 6 pieces, prices from £1.66, free UK delivery on orders over £9, most orders ship in 1 working day.

Funny condoms in the UK from Kissy Bang Bang cost £1.66 per piece with a minimum order of 6. You can mix any 6 designs from the funny range or order 6 of the same, with the £1.66 price applying either way. Every condom is CE-marked and ISO 4074 certified. Free UK delivery on orders over £9, most orders dispatched within 1 working day from London.

Yes. Funny condoms are one of the most reliable UK Secret Santa gifts under £10. Kissy Bang Bang funny condom multipacks combine novelty, clever-suggestive humour, and utility (real CE-marked, ISO 4074-certified condoms, not toy gag gifts). Multipacks from £1.66, free UK delivery over £9, plain unbranded packaging.

No. UK supermarkets including Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, and Morrisons stock only standard branded condoms, not novelty designs. For UK funny condom designs, buy direct from specialists like Kissy Bang Bang at kissybangbang.com, designed and printed in London, CE-marked, from £1.66, free UK delivery over £9.