The Sheep Shagger

£1.66

A sheep, wide-eyed, tongue out, sweating slightly.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“SHEEP SHAGGER” is set above and below a cartoon sheep with a thick white fleece, googly eyes pointing in different directions and its tongue hanging out.

What is on the wrapper?

A black-faced sheep with a curly white fleece, ears out sideways, eyes crossed and a pink tongue lolling, with small sweat drops flying off its head. SHEEP in orange and yellow above, SHAGGER in gold below, both heavily outlined. An old regional insult, illustrated with total commitment.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.

When to hand it out

Stag weekends in Wales, rugby trips, farming Secret Santa, and party bags. It is a joke about a stereotype rather than a person, which keeps it on the right side of funny.

Ordering

The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.