Description
“BIRTHDAY — ADMIT ONE — SEX” is stacked around a yellow perforated ADMIT ONE ticket, the sort torn off a roll at a cloakroom.
What is on the wrapper?
A gold cloakroom ticket with a serrated edge and ADMIT ONE printed inside a double border, set between BIRTHDAY above and SEX below in outlined red capitals. No illustration beyond the ticket. The layout reads like an event pass, which is the joke.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Birthdays, card inserts, and Secret Santa. One of three birthday designs in the range and the most direct of them.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.





