Description
“Want to see the tower?” is the line printed on the wrapper, next to an Eiffel Tower photographed straight and then bent into a curve the Paris tourist board would not endorse.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is the Eiffel Tower condom?
A standard, fully certified condom in a foil wrapper printed with “Want to see the tower?” and a bent Eiffel Tower. Kissy Bang Bang has printed it in London since 2007. It sells as a Paris souvenir, a French-themed hen or stag handout, and a gag gift.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, with a 52mm nominal width (±2mm), a length over 180mm, and a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke.
How many do I have to buy?
Six. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of the same. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, or next-day for £3.80.
