Royal Mounting

£1.66

Ceremonial duties, performed with visible enthusiasm.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

Royal Mounting puts a grinning guardsman on a horse and lets a piece of parade-ground vocabulary do something it was never meant to do. Bearskin, red tunic, and a caption that ruins the ceremony entirely. The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job, CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. One for London souvenir shelves, pageantry-themed parties, and anyone who has watched the Changing of the Guard and thought about anything else. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging, free UK delivery over £9.

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