Description
“Royal Mounting” is printed above a ceremonial guardsman riding a brown horse — and both of them are grinning about it.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon guardsman in scarlet and bearskin sitting astride a chestnut horse mid-stride, gold flourishes either side of the type. Royal in red, Mounting in navy. Ceremonial pageantry drawn with a wink, and the horse’s expression is doing at least half the work.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
London souvenirs, stag and hen weekends, and tourist retail. Sits naturally with Stiff Upper… Everything as a pair of guardsman designs.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.
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