Description
“MY PEN IS HUGE” is the line printed on the wrapper. Read the first three words quickly and the joke arrives on its own.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is on it?
A chunky blue biro with a sparkle on the nib, and MY PEN IS HUGE stacked in yellow, white and red. The gag is entirely in where your eye puts the gap between the words.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
Who buys it?
Office Secret Santa, stationery nerds, stag dos, and anyone who likes a joke that hides in plain sight.
How many do I have to buy?
Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Printed in London, shipped in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
