Description
“WHY I’M SINGLE!” is set on a red banner above a checklist of three reasons — two left empty, and the third crossed decisively.
What is on the wrapper?
A comic-style burst with WHY I’M SINGLE! on a red and yellow banner, then a white panel listing HIDEOUS and TOO PICKY as unticked boxes, and a third option marked with a large red X reading that the problem is a matter of scale and public safety. Stars around the edges. A self-assessment form filled in optimistically.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has been printing wrappers like this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, singles parties, Secret Santa, and Valentine’s for the unattached. The wordiest gag in the legacy range and the one people read out.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
