Description
“BASTE ME” sits above a golden roast turkey on a platter, with a red turkey baster squeezing something over it.
What is on the wrapper?
A properly cooked turkey on a serving plate garnished with holly and cranberries, and a red-bulbed baster above it releasing a stream. BASTE in red, ME in green. It is a Christmas dinner illustration that becomes a different sentence the moment you read the two words on it.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and tested to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Christmas dinner table settings for a household that will find it funny, Secret Santa, and anyone who does the cooking and will not let you forget it.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
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