Description
“I’M GREAT IN BED — I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS!” is the line printed on the wrapper. The boast, then the small print underneath it, in that order.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is on it?
A pair of feet poking out from under a duvet with Zzz rising off them, I’M GREAT IN BED across the top and I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS underneath. A brag that deflates itself on the second line.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
Who buys it?
Secret Santa, birthday gifts, stag and hen bags, and anyone who oversells and then admits it.
How many do I have to buy?
Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Printed in London, shipped in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.





