Best Banger in Britain

£1.66

A national title nobody was awarded and everybody claims.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

Best Banger in Britain takes the most useful word in the British sausage vocabulary and lets it do both jobs at once. Union Jack ribbon, fork, and a boast that has never once been backed by evidence. The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job, CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Built for barbecues, butcher-shop gifts, stag nights, and anyone who has made this exact claim after two pints. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging, free UK delivery over £9.

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