You Shall Not Pass

£1.66

Gandalf would approve. So would Public Health.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

You Shall Not Pass borrows fantasy’s most quoted standoff and turns it into the firmest possible answer about what isn’t getting through tonight. The line is on the wrapper. The condom is the real deal, CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, with a 52mm nominal width (±2mm), a length over 180mm, and a 4 to 5 year shelf life. It works in a fantasy-fan birthday gift, a stag-do bag, or an adult Secret Santa where the recipient quotes the trilogy unprompted. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging, free UK delivery over £9.

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