Custom and bulk condom enquiries
Tell us what you need and we'll come back within one business day. No hard sell, no spam. If you'd rather talk it through, the phone is answered by a person in London.
Bulk and custom orders
Branded wrappers for events, campaigns and retail, from 50 pieces upwards. The bulk page has the form built for this: it asks for quantity, deadline and artwork up front, so the first reply you get is a real answer instead of a list of questions.
Design your own
Personalised condoms from six pieces, up to 500. Upload a photo or type a message and see it on the wrapper before you pay. Nothing to email, nothing to wait for.
Send us a message
Order questions, artwork queries, press, or anything that doesn't fit the two routes above. Attach your design or logo if you have one.
What happens next
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A person reads it. Not a bot, not a ticket queue.
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You hear back within one business day. Often sooner, Mon to Sat.
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Bulk orders get a real photo. On runs over 100 we photograph the printed wrapper and you approve it before we print the rest. An actual photo, not a mockup.
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Contact FAQ
The questions that land in our inbox most often.
What's the minimum order?
Six pieces for funny condoms and Design Your Own. Custom bulk printing starts at 50. Design Your Own is capped at 500, and above that the bulk route works out cheaper anyway.
How fast can you turn an order around?
Under 1,000 pieces ships in one working day from artwork approval. Larger runs get a confirmed date when we quote. Small orders under 20 usually go out the same working day.
Do you ship worldwide?
Funny condoms and Design Your Own ship worldwide. Custom bulk orders ship everywhere except North America, where FDA rules stop us.
Can I see a proof before you print?
Yes. On orders over 100 we send a real photo of the printed wrapper, not a mockup. You approve that photo before we run the rest.
Will you beat a price you've been quoted?
Send us the quote. We're the cheapest in the UK on custom printed foils, and our price-beat guarantee means we'll match or beat what you've been offered.