Pussy Wants Milk

£1.66

A very satisfied cat, and a sentence you should not read aloud.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“PUSSY WANTS MILK” is the line printed on the wrapper. Above a very pleased-looking cat licking cream off its own face.

The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.

What is on it?

A hand-drawn tabby with its eyes shut and its tongue out, cream on its chin, with PUSSY WANTS MILK set around it in a loose script. Innocent art, filthy sentence — the house formula.

Is it a real condom?

Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.

Who buys it?

Cat people, hen weekends, Secret Santa, and anyone building a set of designs they cannot read aloud at work.

How many do I have to buy?

Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Printed in London, shipped in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.