Description
“THE UNION JACK” is printed as a full-bleed Union Jack across the entire foil — no slogan, no caption, no punchline.
What is on the wrapper?
The British flag reproduced corner to corner in deep navy, crimson and white, with the foil’s own creases catching the light through it. It is the only design in the catalogue that carries no words at all, and the restraint makes it the most giftable thing in the range.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.
When to hand it out
London and UK souvenir shelves, tourist retail, royal events, and British-themed parties abroad. It also sells steadily in bulk for events that want something patriotic without a slogan attached.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
