Kissy Bang Bang

Design Your Own Condoms – Because Generic Is Boring

Upload a photo, add text, or create from scratch. Printed on 6cm × 6cm white foil. Dispatched in 1–2 days.

  • 🎯 Selling since 2007 — millions delivered worldwide
  • ✔️ CE & ISO certified — factory-tested for safety
  • 📰 In the press since 2011 — see coverage
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Perfect For...

🎉 Stag & Hen Parties

The gift they'll never forget. Stick the groom's face on it.

🎂 Birthdays & Jokes

Nothing says "happy birthday" like a condom with their face on it.

💕 Valentine's & Couples

Cheesy? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. Safe? Absolutely.

🎓 Uni Events & Freshers

The ultimate icebreaker. Literally.

How It Works — Dead Simple

1

Design

Upload a photo, add text, or pick a template. One side only.

2

Approve

Preview your design live in the editor. Ordering 100+? We also send a real photo of your actual printed wrapper before we dispatch.

3

Receive

Dispatched in 1–2 working days via UK Royal Mail. Discreet packaging, plain unmarked letter or box.

💰 The More You Order, The Less You Pay

All prices per condom, including VAT.

6+£1.66
10+£1.50
100+£0.76
250+£0.59
500 £0.49
🇬🇧 UK: FREE over £10 · £1.45 under £10 · 🌍 International: £3.99 flat rate worldwide

Need more than 500? Visit our Bulk Condoms page.

Found it cheaper? We'll beat it. Send us a like-for-like quote from any UK supplier and we'll beat the price. Same CE & ISO quality, faster turnaround. Get in Touch

Funny on the Outside. Serious on the Inside.

  • ✅ CE certified — European safety standards
  • ✅ ISO certified — international standards
  • ✅ Electronically tested — every single condom
  • ✅ Burst tested, strength tested, reliability tested
  • ✅ Printed in-house in London, UK
  • ✅ Selling safe condoms since 2007 — that's 19 years
  • ✅ Millions of condoms delivered worldwide
  • ✅ Trusted by individuals, events & brands and retailers

Designing for an occasion?

Weddings and hen dos are two of the most popular reasons people use the designer. Here's the brief for each — both run on the same tool, from 6 pieces.

Wedding favour condoms

Custom-printed wrappers with the couple's names and the date. A wedding favour that gets talked about long after the speeches. Design yours from 6 pieces.

See wedding favours →

Hen do personalised condoms

Personalised wrappers with the bride's name, the venue, the running joke. Hen-party favours that nail the brief. From 6 pieces, dispatched in 1 working day.

See hen-do designs →

Frequently Asked Questions

Are custom printed condoms safe to use?
Yes. Every Kissy Bang Bang condom is CE-marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for natural rubber latex male condoms. Each one is electronically tested and checked for burst strength before it leaves the factory. The customisation only changes the wrapper print, never the condom inside.
What size is the print area on a personalised condom?
The printable area is 6×6cm, bigger than the industry-standard 5×5cm wrapper. That's more design space than most custom condom suppliers offer. The editor shows a recommended print area; you can extend to the full foil, but results towards the edges may be less sharp, so keep important details inside the recommended zone.
Can I print my design on both sides of the condom?
One side only. UK and EU law requires the lot number and expiry date to print on the back of every condom wrapper for traceability. The front 6×6cm is fully yours.
What wrapper colours do you offer for custom condoms?
The standard wrapper is white, which gives the cleanest print for photos, logos, and bold colour. We can also print full foil in any colour you want, useful for themed events or matching a brand palette.
What is the minimum order for personalised condoms?
Six pieces. No typo, six. One of the lowest minimums in the world for custom-printed condoms, where most suppliers want 100 or more. Ideal for testing a design before you scale up.
Do I get to approve my custom condom design before it ships?
You see a live preview in the editor before you order. For orders over 100 pieces we also send a real photograph of your actual printed wrapper for sign-off before bulk production, not a digital mockup. For orders of 100 pieces or more, design assistance is available on request.
How long does it take to make and deliver custom condoms?
Small orders under 20 pieces often dispatch the same working day. Orders under 1,000 pieces dispatch within 1 working day of artwork approval. Larger orders have their production timeline confirmed at the point of quote.
How much does shipping cost for custom condoms?
UK delivery is free on orders over £9. International shipping is calculated at checkout by destination.
What images can I upload for my custom condom wrapper?
Photos, logos, illustrations, QR codes, any print-quality artwork. JPG, PNG, or PDF, up to 10MB per image. The editor shows a live preview before you order. Keep important detail inside the recommended print area for the sharpest result. We reserve the right to refuse offensive or copyrighted material.
Do you offer bulk, wholesale, or bespoke branded condoms?
Yes. For volume orders, branded corporate condoms, events, festivals, or student unions, see our bulk condoms page for tiered pricing and quote requests.
How do I pay for my custom condoms?
Stripe at checkout (Visa, Mastercard, Amex) for all card payments. Bank transfer is available for large bulk orders.
How much do personalised condoms cost?
Personalised condoms start at £1.66 per piece for 6, dropping through the tiers to £0.49 at 500. For larger runs, bulk pricing goes down to £0.29 per piece at 10,000+. No setup fees, everything is included, and all prices include VAT. See the full pricing table above for every tier.
Can I order custom condoms from Europe, the US, or internationally?
Yes. We ship worldwide, including the UK, EU, US, and Australia. International shipping is calculated at checkout by destination.
Will my custom condoms arrive in discreet packaging?
Yes. Every order ships in plain, unbranded packaging. No logos, no product names, nothing on the outside that hints at what's inside.
Does printing ink damage the condom?
No. The ink only touches the outer foil wrapper, never the condom. Kissy Bang Bang's cold-print process uses flexible ink that bonds to the outer plastic film and cannot pass the aluminium barrier inside the foil. The sealed condom stays CE marked and ISO 4074 certified.

Custom & personalised condom guides

Before you design: how the tool works, what files print well, how delivery and discretion are handled, and which route fits your order.

How to design your own condom in 5 minutes

A step-by-step walkthrough of the editor. Browser-based, no software, blank wrapper to placed order in about five minutes.

Read the guide →

Uploading your logo or artwork

What files work and what doesn't: vector vs PNG vs screenshot, the 10MB limit, and how to keep detail sharp at wrapper size.

Read the guide →

Can you print a photo on a condom wrapper?

Yes. How a real photograph reproduces on the 6×6cm wrapper, what to upload, and why the print doesn't crack when the condom is used.

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Are personalised condoms safe?

Personalised condoms are safe in the UK when CE-marked and ISO 4074 certified. Why printing on the wrapper doesn't change the condom inside.

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Need personalised condoms tomorrow?

Hen do this weekend? Most orders under 1,000 ship in 1 working day from London. Same-day common under 20 pieces.

Read the guide →

Discreet delivery: how parcels are shipped

Plain unbranded outer cardboard. Sender label = Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd. Nothing on the outside hints at the contents. Every order.

Read the guide →

Real photo proof on orders over 100

We photograph a real printed wrapper before bulk production. You sign off on the actual product, not a digital mockup.

Read the guide →

Design Your Own vs Bulk: which route?

Two ways to put your design on a condom. Self-service from 6 pieces, or a bulk quote that scales to £0.29. How to pick.

Read the guide →

Are custom condoms safe?

Yes. The condom inside is never printed — only the foil wrapper is. Why the certification stays intact and printing changes nothing about safety.

Read the guide →

How are condoms printed?

The condom isn't printed, the wrapper is. The cold-print process that bonds ink to the outer foil without touching the latex or the seal inside.

Read the guide →

Can you print your own condoms?

At home, no — foil, ink, and heat needs you don't have. Through the editor, yes, from 6 pieces. Why DIY doesn't work, and what does.

Read the guide →

Funny vs custom vs bulk: which one do you need?

Three routes to a printed condom. Funny pre-mades from £1.66, your own design from 6, or bulk pricing from 50. Plain comparison of which fits.

Read the guide →