Design Your Own Condoms – Because Generic Is Boring
Upload a photo, add text, or create from scratch. Printed on 6cm × 6cm white foil. Dispatched in 1–2 days.
- 🎯 Selling since 2007 — millions delivered worldwide
- ✔️ CE & ISO certified — factory-tested for safety
- 📰 In the press since 2011 — see coverage
📌 Design appears on ONE side only. Other side shows lot number & expiry (legal requirement). One side is all you need! 😏
Perfect For...
The gift they'll never forget. Stick the groom's face on it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a condom with their face on it.
Cheesy? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. Safe? Absolutely.
The ultimate icebreaker. Literally.
How It Works — Dead Simple
Design
Upload a photo, add text, or pick a template. One side only.
Approve
Preview your design live in the editor. Ordering 100+? We also send a real photo of your actual printed wrapper before we dispatch.
Receive
Dispatched in 1–2 working days via UK Royal Mail. Discreet packaging, plain unmarked letter or box.
💰 The More You Order, The Less You Pay
All prices per condom, including VAT.
Need more than 500? Visit our Bulk Condoms page.
Funny on the Outside. Serious on the Inside.
- ✅ CE certified — European safety standards
- ✅ ISO certified — international standards
- ✅ Electronically tested — every single condom
- ✅ Burst tested, strength tested, reliability tested
- ✅ Printed in-house in London, UK
- ✅ Selling safe condoms since 2007 — that's 19 years
- ✅ Millions of condoms delivered worldwide
- ✅ Trusted by individuals, events & brands and retailers
Designing for an occasion?
Weddings and hen dos are two of the most popular reasons people use the designer. Here's the brief for each — both run on the same tool, from 6 pieces.
Wedding favour condoms
Custom-printed wrappers with the couple's names and the date. A wedding favour that gets talked about long after the speeches. Design yours from 6 pieces.
See wedding favours →Hen do personalised condoms
Personalised wrappers with the bride's name, the venue, the running joke. Hen-party favours that nail the brief. From 6 pieces, dispatched in 1 working day.
See hen-do designs →Frequently Asked Questions
Are custom printed condoms safe to use?
What size is the print area on a personalised condom?
Can I print my design on both sides of the condom?
What wrapper colours do you offer for custom condoms?
What is the minimum order for personalised condoms?
Do I get to approve my custom condom design before it ships?
How long does it take to make and deliver custom condoms?
How much does shipping cost for custom condoms?
What images can I upload for my custom condom wrapper?
Do you offer bulk, wholesale, or bespoke branded condoms?
How do I pay for my custom condoms?
How much do personalised condoms cost?
Can I order custom condoms from Europe, the US, or internationally?
Will my custom condoms arrive in discreet packaging?
Does printing ink damage the condom?
Custom & personalised condom guides
Before you design: how the tool works, what files print well, how delivery and discretion are handled, and which route fits your order.
How to design your own condom in 5 minutes
A step-by-step walkthrough of the editor. Browser-based, no software, blank wrapper to placed order in about five minutes.
Read the guide →Uploading your logo or artwork
What files work and what doesn't: vector vs PNG vs screenshot, the 10MB limit, and how to keep detail sharp at wrapper size.
Read the guide →Can you print a photo on a condom wrapper?
Yes. How a real photograph reproduces on the 6×6cm wrapper, what to upload, and why the print doesn't crack when the condom is used.
Read the guide →Are personalised condoms safe?
Personalised condoms are safe in the UK when CE-marked and ISO 4074 certified. Why printing on the wrapper doesn't change the condom inside.
Read the guide →Need personalised condoms tomorrow?
Hen do this weekend? Most orders under 1,000 ship in 1 working day from London. Same-day common under 20 pieces.
Read the guide →Discreet delivery: how parcels are shipped
Plain unbranded outer cardboard. Sender label = Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd. Nothing on the outside hints at the contents. Every order.
Read the guide →Real photo proof on orders over 100
We photograph a real printed wrapper before bulk production. You sign off on the actual product, not a digital mockup.
Read the guide →Design Your Own vs Bulk: which route?
Two ways to put your design on a condom. Self-service from 6 pieces, or a bulk quote that scales to £0.29. How to pick.
Read the guide →Are custom condoms safe?
Yes. The condom inside is never printed — only the foil wrapper is. Why the certification stays intact and printing changes nothing about safety.
Read the guide →How are condoms printed?
The condom isn't printed, the wrapper is. The cold-print process that bonds ink to the outer foil without touching the latex or the seal inside.
Read the guide →Can you print your own condoms?
At home, no — foil, ink, and heat needs you don't have. Through the editor, yes, from 6 pieces. Why DIY doesn't work, and what does.
Read the guide →Funny vs custom vs bulk: which one do you need?
Three routes to a printed condom. Funny pre-mades from £1.66, your own design from 6, or bulk pricing from 50. Plain comparison of which fits.
Read the guide →