Description
“TRIM MY BUSH” runs beside a decorated Christmas tree with a pair of red-handled secateurs going at it. Festive gardening, allegedly.
What is on the wrapper?
A full green Christmas tree hung with red baubles and a gold star, with red-handled pruning shears mid-snip at the side and clippings flying. TRIM in red, MY in green, BUSH in gold. Horticultural on the surface and not remotely horticultural underneath.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Christmas parties where the jokes have already got away from everyone, Secret Santa among friends rather than colleagues, and stocking fillers for people with a low blush threshold.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
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