Description
“CHECK ONE” is the line printed on the wrapper. Above it, one very direct four-letter verb and three tick boxes offering three very different evenings.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is on it?
Stark black type on white, laid out like an official form: a single blunt verb, then three empty boxes labelled OFF, ME and YOU, and the instruction CHECK ONE at the bottom. No illustration, no colour, no way to misread it.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
Who buys it?
Stag and hen nights, office Secret Santa with a strong constitution, and anyone who prefers a joke delivered deadpan.
How many do I have to buy?
Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Printed in London, shipped in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
