Jingle My Bells

£1.66

Two gold bells, one red ribbon, and the oldest Christmas pun there is.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“JINGLE MY BELLS” arches over a pair of gold sleigh bells tied with a red ribbon bow, swinging hard enough to have motion lines.

What is on the wrapper?

Two round gold sleigh bells joined by a red bow, drawn mid-swing with little yellow motion streaks either side. JINGLE in red, MY in green, BELLS in gold, all in the chunky outlined lettering the Christmas range uses. Everyone gets it instantly, which is rather the point.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.

When to hand it out

Office Secret Santa, Christmas crackers you fill yourself, and party bags. The pun is old enough to be comfortable, so it lands with almost any crowd.

Ordering

Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.

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