Description
“MERRY XXXMAS” is set in three lines of heavy outlined capitals, green and red, with the middle line spelling out rather more than the usual abbreviation.
What is on the wrapper?
MERRY in green with a black outline across the top, three large red X characters filling the middle line, and MAS in green below. No illustration at all. It relies on the fact that everyone already writes Xmas, and simply keeps going.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Secret Santa, Christmas party bags, and stocking fillers. The most economical Christmas joke in the range and one of the longest-running.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
