Description
“BELOW THE MISTLETOE” hangs above a sprig of mistletoe on a long red ribbon — and a red arrow pointing decisively further down than tradition requires.
What is on the wrapper?
A sprig of mistletoe with white berries and a red bow, suspended on a long vertical red ribbon, with a red arrowhead at the bottom aiming down. BELOW in red, THE in green, MISTLETOE in gold. The arrow is the entire joke and it is not subtle.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Christmas parties, couples’ stocking fillers, and Secret Santa where everyone already knows what they are in for.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
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