Description
“ROAST MY NUTS” sits over two chestnuts roasting in open flames, steam coming off them. The carol set that up; the wrapper only finished it.
What is on the wrapper?
Two glossy brown chestnuts sitting in orange flames with heat lines and a bead of sweat coming off one of them. ROAST in red, MY in green, NUTS in gold. The joke is borrowed straight from the Christmas song, which is why it lands without explanation.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 tested, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has been printing wrappers like this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Secret Santa, Christmas party bags, and anyone who starts humming the song the second they read it. Pairs obviously with Jingle My Bells if you are building a set.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
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