Good Better Best

£1.66

A three-rung scale, and the numbers keep going up.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“GOOD / BETTER / BEST” is the line printed on the wrapper. Beside each rung, a little more company than the rung above.

The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.

What is on it?

Three ticked rows stacked like a satisfaction survey — one figure marked GOOD, two marked BETTER, three marked BEST. The wrapper makes the argument; you decide how far down the list you read.

Is it a real condom?

Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.

Who buys it?

Stag and hen nights, group holidays, Secret Santa, and anyone who appreciates a joke delivered as a chart.

How many do I have to buy?

Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Printed in London, shipped in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.