Description
“UNWRAP ME” sits above a green star-patterned gift box that has already been torn open, red ribbon trailing off it.
What is on the wrapper?
A green box printed with gold stars, its lid off and one side ripped, with a long red ribbon curling away and sparkles around the tear. UNWRAP in red, ME in green. An instruction printed on the one thing that genuinely does need unwrapping.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Secret Santa, couples’ stocking fillers, and Christmas Eve boxes. The literal reading and the intended one are the same action, which is unusual for this range.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
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