Description
“IS THAT A CARROT?” is asked of a snowman whose carrot nose is roughly as long as he is wide. The question answers itself.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon snowman in a black top hat and a red-and-green striped scarf, with three coal buttons and an enormously long orange carrot projecting from his face. IS THAT in red, A in green, CARROT? in gold. The gag is entirely in the proportions.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stocking fillers, Secret Santa, and Christmas party bags. It is one of the more visual jokes in the set, so it works well for people who will look before they read.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.






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