Description
“LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SACK” is printed beside a bulging hessian sack crammed with wrapped presents, tied at the neck and clearly straining.
What is on the wrapper?
A big brown hessian sack, drawn in an engraved sketch style, stuffed until the presents are spilling over the top and the fabric is pulling at the tie. LOOK AT in gold, THE SIZE in green, OF THAT SACK in red. Nobody has ever said that sentence innocently.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has been printing wrappers like this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Secret Santa, Christmas party bags, and anyone who does the Santa suit at the family do. The longest slogan in the range and the one people read out loud.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.






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