Description
“HELLO PUSSY” is set around the outline of a cat’s face — whiskers, rounded ears, no mouth — in the flat cartoon style everyone will recognise without being told.
What is on the wrapper?
A simple white cat head with a black outline, three whiskers each side and no mouth at all, with hello in pink script above, PUSSY in gold below, and two pink paw prints either side. A parody of a well-known cartoon cat style, deliberately kept generic, with the word doing the rest.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Hen weekends, cat people, Secret Santa, and anyone who enjoys a joke that sits half a step away from something familiar. A steady seller year-round.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.






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