Description
“I WILL SUCK YOU DRY” is set around a pair of open red lips with long white fangs and a tongue, blood running from the corners.
What is on the wrapper?
Glossy red lips parted wide, two curved fangs top and bottom, a lolling tongue and thick red drips falling from the lower lip. I WILL in white, SUCK in red on white, YOU DRY in white and red. Vampire imagery with the innuendo left entirely unhidden.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.
When to hand it out
Halloween, vampire-themed parties, hen weekends, and Secret Santa. Pairs with Enter My Cave and the Halloween pair for an October set.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.
