Description
“PORN STAR ACADEMY” is set in collegiate lettering above a gold trophy marked XXX, with HEAD INSTRUCTOR on a plaque underneath.
What is on the wrapper?
Arched varsity-style capitals in cream with a pink outline, a two-handled gold cup below carrying an XXX banner, and HEAD INSTRUCTOR in a boxed panel at the foot. It is laid out exactly like a university sports crest, and the formality is what makes it funny.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, freshers week bags, graduation gag gifts, and Secret Santa. The varsity styling makes it a strong pick for student union and freshers giveaways in bulk.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
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