Description
“I MOUSTACHE YOU OUT” is the line printed on the wrapper. Except the word “moustache” is not written — it is drawn, as an actual moustache.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is on it?
A large black handlebar moustache standing in for the middle word, with I above it and You Out below in a clean serif. A rebus, and a chat-up line, on a condom.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it works. CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Only the wrapper is the joke. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
Who buys it?
Movember, first dates with a sense of humour, Secret Santa, and anyone who commits to a pun.
How many do I have to buy?
Six is the smallest order — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed and packed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Next-day £3.80.
