Description
“SOMETHING BLUE” sits above a blue lace garter with a satin bow — the traditional fourth item, supplied in a slightly non-traditional format.
What is on the wrapper?
A blue lace garter with a wide satin bow, drawn in soft blue and white with little four-point sparkles around it. SOMETHING in pink, BLUE in blue. The whole joke is that it genuinely does satisfy the rhyme, just not in the way anyone’s grandmother meant.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Hen parties, bridesmaid gift bags, and wedding-morning boxes. Works especially well slipped in alongside the real something-blue as the version nobody was expecting.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.