Description
“SIZE DOES MATTER” is set inside a magnifying glass held over a yellow tape measure. Somebody has been checking.
What is on the wrapper?
A large round magnifier with a red handle, its lens filled with SIZE in yellow, DOES in white on red, MATTER in yellow, and a yellow measuring tape running along the bottom edge. Bold black outlines throughout. The debate, closed, with visual aids.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, Secret Santa, and gag gifts for someone who brought the subject up. It also works as the deadpan answer to the sizing question people actually ask.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
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