Description
“Tally Ho!” is set above a black bowler hat pulled down low — with a single wide blue eye peeking out from under the brim, winking.
What is on the wrapper?
A glossy black bowler, drawn straight on, with the brim covering everything except one exaggerated eye with long lashes looking sideways at you. Elegant script type above. Terribly English, terribly proper, and entirely up to something.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
London souvenirs, country-house weekends, stag and hen dos, and anyone who enjoys a joke delivered in a received-pronunciation accent.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.






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