Description
Love Sucks says the quiet part out loud, then follows it with the punchline nobody sees coming: true love swallows. Four lines, a red-to-gold fade, and a joke that lands with anyone who has ever been dumped in February. The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job, CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Made for anti-Valentine’s parties, break-up commiserations, hen nights, and secret santa with a grudge. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging, free UK delivery over £9.
