Description
“YOU. ME. BED. NOW!” is stacked in four lines above a bed with a red duvet and two pairs of feet sticking out of the bottom.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon bed with a black frame, white sheets and a red quilt thrown over it, with four bare feet protruding at the foot end. YOU. ME. in white, BED. in gold, NOW! in red, each word given its own full stop. The punctuation is doing as much work as the picture.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Valentine’s, anniversaries, hen nights, and Secret Santa for a couple. Direct enough to be funny and tame enough to give in company.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
