Description
“DANGER: MEN AT WORK” is laid out as a construction hazard board, with a warning triangle showing a couple in a position that has nothing to do with civil engineering.
What is on the wrapper?
A black and yellow site sign with DANGER in red on hazard stripes at the top, a red-bordered warning triangle in the middle containing two silhouetted figures, a hard hat and an exclamation mark beside it, and MEN AT WORK in yellow along the bottom. Official signage, entirely misapplied.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, building-trade Secret Santa, and site-office humour. It reads as a genuine sign from a distance, which is most of the fun.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
