Description
“Blow my pipe” is written beside a Scottish piper in full dress, kilt caught mid-air, playing a set of bagpipes.
What is on the wrapper?
A piper in a red tam o’ shanter, white shirt and red tartan kilt, one leg forward, socks pulled to the knee, with the bagpipe drones over the shoulder and the kilt lifting. Grey serif type to the left. Highland dress and a wind instrument, which is all the setup the line requires.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Burns Night, Scottish weddings, stag weekends in Edinburgh or Glasgow, and tourist retail north of the border.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
