Bigger canvas6×6 cm white wrappers, 20% bigger than the standard 5×5 cm, so your design has room to breathe.
London, since 2007
Condoms worth talking about.
Funny condoms, custom prints, bulk branded wrappers. Hundreds of designs, printed and packed in London. Six pieces or ten thousand.
2007Selling since
CE & ISOCertified on every product
From 6Pieces minimum, custom order
WorldwideShipping from London, UK
MatchWe beat any like-for-like quote
As featured in
PR NewswireHerald ScotlandGarage Magazine
Award-winning. Best Product Award, Scotland's Trade Fair
Safe sex doesn't have to be boring.
That's been the whole bet since day one. The condoms underneath are CE-marked, certified to ISO 4074, and electronically tested lot-by-lot for burst pressure, tensile strength, and pinholes. The wrappers on top get to be loud.
Everything is designed, personalised, and dispatched from London, and it has been since 2007. We're stocked in over 600 souvenir retail shops across the UK and Europe.
People sometimes confuse us with similarly named suppliers. There's only one Kissy Bang Bang: this one, independent, trading as Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd.
What we make
Funny novelty condoms
Hundreds of pre-designed wrappers. Mix any 6 from the range for £1.66 each.
Design Your Own
Upload artwork, a photo, or text and we'll print custom condoms from just 6 pieces.
Bulk branded condoms
Runs from 6 to 10,000+ for brands, agencies, student unions, and events.
How we run things
Fast turnaroundMost small orders ship the same working day. Custom prints under 1,000 pieces typically dispatch within one working day.
Real photo approvalOrder 100+ custom pieces and we send a real photo of the printed wrapper before the rest ships. Not a mockup. The actual product.
Delivery that worksFree UK delivery from £9. Worldwide shipping calculated at checkout.
Award-winning since 2011
Best Product Award at Scotland's Trade Fair, for our "Blow My Pipe" design. Quoted in PR Newswire as "an award winning condom brand". Stocked in over 600 shops across the UK and Europe. See the press page →
Frequently asked questions
Are your condoms safe?
Yes. Our condoms meet international standards: CE-marked and ISO certified. Each lot is tested for burst pressure, tensile strength, and electronic pinhole detection. You're in safe hands.
How fast will I get my order?
Small orders (under 20): usually same working day dispatch.
UK: 2nd Class, Signed For, or next day on demand.
Worldwide: standard shipping in 5–10 working days depending on where you're based.
Bulk orders: we'll confirm timing in your quote.
Do you offer bulk discounts?
Yes. Use our discount calculator for exact pricing. Find it cheaper elsewhere? We'll beat that quote.
Can I get a real design preview?
Yep. We'll send you a real photo of your actual printed wrapper, not a digital mock-up. Just email us your design and we'll sort the rest.
What's the minimum order?
Funny condoms: mix any 6 designs across the funny range. Minimum 6 pieces, 6 different or 6 of the same.
Design Your Own: just 6 pieces.
Bulk branded: from 6 pieces upwards. Volume pricing kicks in at 50, 100, 250, 500, 1,000+.
Where do you ship?
Worldwide. Shipping is calculated at checkout for small orders. For 1,000+ pieces, contact us for a quote.
Can I customise both sides?
No. By law we must print the lot number and expiry date on the back. The front is all yours.
Wrapper sizes and colours?
Our wrappers are 6×6 cm, 20% bigger than the standard 5×5 cm. That means more space for your logo, bolder visual impact, and a premium feel in hand. White base by default, so your design pops.
Payment options?
Pay securely by card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex) via Stripe. For large bulk orders, bank transfer is available.
Is VAT included in your prices?
Yes. All prices shown to UK customers include VAT.
Still have questions?
Check our Privacy Policy and Refund & Returns Policy, or just get in touch. We've got you.
Need bulk pricing?
Work out your exact price in seconds, or talk to us directly. We'll beat any like-for-like quote.