Description
“BE MY VALENTINE” is set above and below the silhouettes of a small boy offering a heart-shaped lolly to a small girl, with a dachshund between them.
What is on the wrapper?
Black cut-out silhouettes of two children facing each other, the boy holding out a red heart on a stick, the girl holding a flower behind her back, and a brown-and-black sausage dog trotting between them. BE MY on a red banner above, BE MY in gold and Valentine in white script below. The sweetest artwork in the whole catalogue.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Valentine’s, anniversaries, and gifts between couples. Like I Love You, it is one of the designs that carries no innuendo at all.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
