The plain comparison
Funny vs custom vs bulk branded condoms: which do you need?
Funny condoms are ready-made joke designs for gifts and parties. Custom (Design Your Own) puts your photo or text on the wrapper from 6 pieces. Bulk branded is the same printing at volume pricing for businesses and events. Same certified condom inside all three.
Short version: buying a gift or party props? Funny range. Want your own design on it? Design Your Own. Ordering 50+ for a business or event? Bulk branded. All CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, all printed in London.
Side by side
| Funny condoms | Custom (Design Your Own) | Bulk branded | |
|---|---|---|---|
| What it is | Ready-made joke and occasion designs | Your own photo, text, or artwork on the wrapper | Custom print at volume pricing for business |
| Minimum order | 6 (mix any designs) | 6 | From 50 (pilot), 250 (full campaign) |
| Price per piece | £1.66 flat | £1.66 from 6 | £0.99 at 50, down to £0.29 at 10,000 |
| Best for | Hen/stag, birthdays, gifts, pranks | Personalised gifts, weddings, small bespoke runs | Marketing, events, festivals, retail, agencies |
| Max order | No cap | 500 (above that, use bulk) | No cap |
| Proof before print | Not needed (pre-made) | Live preview; real photo over 100 | Real photo of printed wrapper over 100 |
| Turnaround | 1 working day dispatch | 1 working day under 1,000 | 1 working day under 1,000; larger quoted |
| Safety | CE + ISO 4074 | CE + ISO 4074 | CE + ISO 4074 |
Which one is right for you
Choose funny condoms if you want something off the shelf
You want a laugh, a gift, or party props and you don't need it personalised. Pick from the range, mix any 6 designs, done. Flat £1.66 per piece no matter the quantity. This is the fastest route because there's no artwork step.
Choose Design Your Own if it needs to be personal
A face, a name, an inside joke, a wedding date, a couple's photo. You upload it, preview it live, and order from 6. This is the route for personalised gifts and small bespoke runs up to 500 pieces. Over 500, the bulk route is cheaper per piece for the same print.
Choose bulk branded if it's for a business or event
Logo, campaign artwork, event branding, retail stock. Volume pricing makes the per-piece cost drop fast, from £0.99 at 50 to £0.29 at 10,000. Orders over 100 pieces get a real photograph of the printed wrapper before the run, so you sign off the real thing, not a mockup. Kissy Bang Bang is stocked in around 600 souvenir retail shops across 7 European countries, so the volume side is the established part of the business.
What's the same across all three
The condom. Every one is CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, printed on a 6×6cm foil wrapper (larger than the 5×5cm standard) with flexible ink that doesn't crack or rub off, all done in London since 2007. Only the wrapper is printed. The condom inside is identical and is never touched by the print.