Description
“FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST” is set above and below two fried eggs and a curved sausage, laid out in an arrangement no café has ever plated by accident.
What is on the wrapper?
Two sunny-side-up eggs side by side with bright yellow yolks, and a browned banger curving above them. FULL in cream, ENGLISH in orange, BREAKFAST in orange below, all with brown outlines. The most-ordered breakfast in Britain, plated suggestively.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag weekends, Father’s Day, café and hotel retail, and British-themed events. A dependable seller and one of the designs that pulls its own search traffic.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
