Description
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY U MADE IT” is set around a single cartoon sperm arriving at a barrier, with a densely packed crowd of others stuck on the far side of it.
What is on the wrapper?
One tadpole-shaped swimmer streaking in from the left with a motion trail, hitting a dark panel packed with dozens of identical rivals that did not get through, gold sparks at the point of impact. HAPPY BIRTHDAY in yellow above, U MADE IT in white below. A birthday card about the day you actually won something.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Birthdays of every kind, card inserts, and Secret Santa. One of three birthday designs in the range and the one that works for anyone regardless of age.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
