Terms and conditions

Terms and conditions

This page (together with the documents referred to on it) tells you the terms of use on which you may make use of our website, KissyBangBang.com (our site), whether as a guest or a registered user. Please read these terms and conditions carefully before you start to use the site. By using our site, you indicate that you accept these terms and conditions and that you agree to abide by them. If you do not agree to these terms and conditions, please refrain from using our site.


KissyBangBang.com endeavours at all times to provide the highest level of customer service. Our registered company name is Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd, but we trade as KissyBangBang.com. Our trading address is: Unit 57 Eurolink Business Centre 49 Effra Road London SW2 1BZ The company is registered in England & Wales, No: 06417974. Our VAT number is 930956116


We produce personalised condoms, composed from the photograph or image with which you provide us, or from our own stock library. We accept most major Credit & Debit Cards. The prices quoted on our website are guaranteed for orders placed. Please note that the contract of sale is between Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd and you, our customer.


Access to our site is permitted on a temporary basis, and we reserve the right to withdraw or amend the service we provide on our site without notice. We will not be liable if for any reason our site is unavailable at any time or for any period. We aim to update our site regularly, and may change the content at any time. If the need arises, we may suspend access to our site, or close it indefinitely. Any of the material on our site may be out of date at any given time, and we are under no obligation to update such material. You are responsible for making all arrangements necessary for you to have access to our site. You are also responsible for ensuring that all persons who access our site through your internet connection are aware of these terms, and that they comply with them.


Our current turnaround time, from receipt of order to the goods being dispatched is on our FAQs and Support pages. If we are unable to achieve this for any reason whatsoever, you will be advised and will then have the option of either a full refund or a revised dispatch date.


Kissy Bang Bang is not responsible for printing your own design outside the red dots area. For best printing results please keep the design inside the red dots area. The area outside the red dots square is not guaranteed to have optimal results.

If for any reason, you are unhappy with any aspect of our product or service, please let us know so that we can try and do something about it. We endeavour to respond to all complaints within 5 working days. THIS DOES NOT AFFECT YOUR STATUTORY RIGHTS.


We have tried to make the purchase instructions as clear as possible on our relevant pages. If you have any further queries, please email payments@kissybangbang.com. In all cases we aim to reproduce the best results from the image supplied. For copyright reasons, we may refuse to reproduce professionally taken photographs e.g. school photos, magazine pictures, etc.


Make Your Own or Personalised Condoms

Because of the personalised nature of the product, we are unable to refund you and resell the product. However, if you receive a product that is damaged or faulty, we can refund you or replace it – please see ‘FAULTY ITEMS’ below.

Funny Condoms

If for whatever reason you are not happy with your purchase of a funny condom, we are able to provide a refund within 5 working days of receipt. The return delivery will be at your own expense. To process your refund request please contact us at payments@kissybangbang.com with details of your order plus proof of purchase and we will provide you with the return address and we will process your refund once the returned item(s) have been received.


We always aim to dispatch our goods to you in perfect condition. However occasionally goods can be damaged in transit and we are keen to rectify any problems as quickly as possible.

In the event that the product has a fault, just email us at payments@kissybangbang.com to obtain a return address, and return it to us at your own expense within 7 days of receiving it.

Once we verify that the product is faulty we will replace the goods free of charge. Please note Goldmine Souvenirs Ltd reserves the right to reject your exchange request.

Please return your parcel in its original packaging to the postal address which we will provide you by email. In all cases we advise you to obtain proof of postage at your post office just in case the parcel does not reach us. Please note that your right to return items to us is in addition to any other statutory rights you may have.


Title to any goods purchased from Kissy Bang Bang shall remain vested in Kissy Bang Bang and shall not pass to the customer until the purchase price for the goods has been paid in full and received by Kissy Bang Bang.


We are committed to protecting your privacy. We will only use the information that we collect about you in accordance with the Data Protection Act 1998.

KissyBangBang.com will not sell or pass your name, address or e-mail address to any third party unless legally obliged to by UK Government authorities.

We may use this information to send you an e-mail newsletter to keep you informed of new products and seasonal offers, you can opt-out of this via an unsubscribe link in any of our newsletter emails.


In order to improve the service offered to you, technology may be used to track the patterns of behaviour of visitors to the site and to help personalise the content displayed to each user. This can include using a “cookie” which would be stored on your browser.


The Website accepts payment via PayPal, which uses Secure Socket Layers (SSL), the most advanced security system available. All of the personal information you enter, including your name, address, and payment information, is encrypted by secure server software before it is safely transmitted across the internet. Only PayPal has access to your payment information, and we never store any credit/debit card information in our system.


Your card details are transferred directly to our Payment Service Provider (www.paypal.com) for immediate authorisation and are never recorded or stored in our database. Once we have received authorisation from the Payment Service Provider we confirm your order. For any privacy enquiries, please refer to our Payment Service Provider’s privacy policy.


Terms of use that a customer must agree to, before uploading any content to produce the product by using the ‘KissyBangBang’ website, referred to herein as ‘the Site’:

3.1 Use of Site,

3.2 Indemnification,

3.3 Submission of content

3.1 Use of Site

The Site should not be used to produce products that are offensive, unlawful, harassing, libellous, threatening, harmful, obscene, malicious or otherwise objectionable. Kissy Bang Bang may terminate its service to customers found to be using Kissy Bang Bang to engage in undesirable activities.

You are solely responsible for your use any images, graphics, or text you incorporate into your products. You agree that you will not include any text, image, design, trademark, service mark, or any copyrighted work of any third party in your products unless you have obtained the appropriate authorisations from the owners.

By placing an order on this Site, you warrant that you have all necessary permission, right and authority to use the uploaded content and you authorize Kissy Bang Bang to produce the products on your behalf. You agree that you will be responsible for all orders placed or other actions that are taken by you.

3.2 Indemnification

You agree that you shall indemnify and defend Kissy Bang Bang and all parties from whom Kissy Bang Bang has licensed portions of Content, and their directors, officers, and employees, against all claims, liability, damages, costs and expenses, including reasonable legal fees and expenses arising out of or related to your breach of these Terms of Use or (ii) any suit, claim, or demand arising from or relating to any text, photograph, image or graphic you incorporated into products that was not part of the standard Site Content.

3.3 Submission of Content.

By submitting content to Kissy Bang Bang, you agree:

To not upload any content that may infringe any patent, trademark, copyright or other intellectual or proprietary right of any third party. You cannot use the images, text, or design that you have copied from a website without written permission from the owner. You cannot use images or any of its elements that other people have created.

To not upload or otherwise transmit any content that would constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party, or that would otherwise create liability or violate any local, state, national, or international law;

To not incorporate images or names that would violate a person’s right of privacy or publicity. Kissy Bang Bang and its designees shall have the right to remove any content that violates these terms or is otherwise objectionable to Kissy Bang Bang.

You agree that you must evaluate, and bear all risks associated with, the use of any content, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such content.

You acknowledge and agree that you are responsible for the creation and compilation of your content, and that neither Kissy Bang Bang nor any other party involved with the production of any product incorporating such Content assumes that responsibility.

Kissy Bang Bang’s production of any product depicting your Content does not indicate that Kissy Bang Bang approves of the content, that the content obeys all applicable laws, or that you are absolved of any liability or harm arising from the use of the content.

You acknowledge and agree that Kissy Bang Bang may preserve content and may also disclose content and related details pertaining to your account, if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to: (i) comply with legal process; (ii) enforce these Terms; (iii) respond to claims that any content violates the rights of third-parties; or (iv) protect the rights, property, or personal safety of Kissy Bang Bang, its affiliates, its users and the public.

You agree that you are responsible for actions and communications undertaken under your account.

Thank you for visiting our site.

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