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Funny Condoms, Custom Designs & Bulk Orders

The UK's home for novelty, personalised & bulk condoms.

CE & ISO certified · selling since 2007 · free UK delivery from £9

Custom branded condoms with logos, QR codes and brand designs — bulk orders

Custom Condoms

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Design your own condom wrappers online — full custom print

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Funny novelty condoms — Big Ben, Baguette, Monster and more

Funny Condoms

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🇬🇧 UK Based ✅ CE & ISO Certified 📦 Discreet Packaging ⭐ Selling Since 2007

Price per unit · VAT included · from just 6 units

6+
£1.66
10+
£1.50
50+
£0.99
100+
£0.76
250+
£0.59
500+
£0.49
1,000+
£0.39
2,500+
£0.36
5,000+
£0.33
10,000+
£0.29

Need 1,000+? See full bulk options →  ·  🏆 Some of the UK's lowest prices on custom printed condoms

Why customers choose us

  • ✔ Selling since 2007 — millions of condoms delivered worldwide.
  • ✔ CE & ISO certified — factory-tested for safety. The real deal.
  • ✔ Wholesale-ready — shipped to 600+ retail shops in 7 countries.
  • ✔ Personalised from just 6 pieces — hen dos, weddings, events & viral marketing.
  • ✔ Trusted by bars, salons, universities, taxis & TV channels.
  • ✔ Real design proofs — bulk orders get a photo for approval before printing.
  • ✔ We beat any like-for-like quote. Period.
Scotland's Trade Fair — Best Product of the Year, Gold, 2011
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Fast Dispatch
Speedy delivery on every order.
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Real Support
Humans on the other end. Cheeky ones.
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Discreet Packaging
No one will know... unless you tell them.
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Free UK Delivery
On orders over £9.

What People Are Saying 💬

"Best gift at a party ever. Everyone laughed AND used them!"

– Alex, London

"Cheeky and brilliant. Design-your-own is genius!"

– Marta, Barcelona

"Ordered for my mate's stag do. Hilarious and top quality."

– James, Dublin

"Actually better than expected! Great printing and arrived fast."

– Nina, Berlin

"Great convo starter at festivals. Everyone wanted one!"

– Luca, Milan

"Way more stylish than typical joke gifts. I'm impressed."

– Emma, Brighton

"Perfect for our hen do. Loved the rude puns!"

– Sophie, Manchester

"Best gift at a party ever. Everyone laughed AND used them!"

– Alex, London

"Cheeky and brilliant. Design-your-own is genius!"

– Marta, Barcelona

"Ordered for my mate's stag do. Hilarious and top quality."

– James, Dublin

"Actually better than expected! Great printing and arrived fast."

– Nina, Berlin

"Great convo starter at festivals. Everyone wanted one!"

– Luca, Milan

"Way more stylish than typical joke gifts. I'm impressed."

– Emma, Brighton

"Perfect for our hen do. Loved the rude puns!"

– Sophie, Manchester

Frequently asked questions

Yes — CE & ISO certified, factory-tested, the real deal. Every order meets EU safety standards. We're cheeky, not reckless.
Yes — upload it straight into our online designer. Photos, logos, text and QR codes all work. Live preview before you order.
Just 6. The more you order, the lower the price per unit. Use our discount calculator for an exact figure.
Funny condoms dispatch in 1–2 working days. Custom and bulk orders under 1,000 units are typically ready within 24–48 working hours of artwork approval. Larger bulk orders — timeline confirmed in your quote. Rush order? Just ask.
Always. Plain, unmarked packaging — nothing on the outside gives it away. Free UK delivery on orders over £9.
Design Your Own is our self-serve online tool — build it yourself, order from 6. Bulk orders are a managed service for brands, events and larger volumes. Both start from just 6 units.
Yes — bars, salons, universities, event agencies and TV production companies all order from us. Custom branded condoms make memorable giveaways. Get in touch to talk about your project.

Selling since 2007 · CE & ISO certified · free UK delivery from £9

Ready to make someone laugh —
or make your brand unforgettable?