Can I use my own photo or logo?

Yes — upload it straight into our online designer at kissybangbang.com/design-your-own/. Photos, logos, text and QR codes all work. Live preview before you order.

Is there a minimum order quantity for custom condoms?

Just 6 units. The more you order, the lower the price per unit.

How quickly can I get my order?

Stock novelty orders dispatch in 1 working day. Custom and bulk depend on design and quantity. Rush orders available on request.

What's the difference between Design Your Own and bulk orders?

Design Your Own is our self-serve online tool — build it yourself, order from 6 units. Bulk orders are a managed service for brands, events and larger volumes.

Do you supply businesses and brands?

Yes — bars, salons, universities, event agencies and TV production companies all order from us. Custom branded condoms make memorable giveaways and promotional items. Retailers and distributors can also buy wholesale condoms from Kissy Bang Bang on trade terms, branded or unbranded.

Funny, custom & bulk condoms

Custom condoms, funny designs and bulk orders.

Q: Are your condoms actually safe to use?

Yes — CE marked, ISO 4074 tested, factory-tested, the real deal. Every Kissy Bang Bang order meets EU safety standards.

Q: Do you deliver discreetly?

Always. Plain, unmarked packaging — nothing on the outside gives it away. Free UK delivery on orders over £9.

The UK's home of novelty and personalised condoms. Rude, funny or fully branded, printed here since 2007.

Design your own or shop funny condoms

Custom branded condoms printed by Kissy Bang Bang

UK based Discreet packaging Free UK delivery over £9 Selling since 2007

Three ways to wrap it

Grab a laugh off the shelf, print your own from just 6, or brand thousands for your business.

Custom condoms for brands

Logos, QR codes and campaigns. Real photo proofs, some of the UK's lowest bulk prices.

Get a bulk quote

Design your own

Photos, names and in-jokes. Live preview, from just 6 pieces.

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Funny condoms

Big Ben, baguettes and worse. Ready to ship today.

Shop the range

Custom prints from £0.29 a condom

Price per unit, VAT included. Every order from just 6 units.

£1.66

10+

£1.50

50+

£0.99

100+

£0.76

250+

£0.59

500+

£0.49

1,000+

£0.39

2,500+

£0.36

5,000+

£0.33

10,000+

£0.29

Work out your exact price We beat any like-for-like quote, at every tier.

Why customers choose us

Best Product of the Year, Gold

CE marked, ISO 4074 tested

Factory-tested to EU safety standards. Cheeky, not reckless.

Selling since 2007

Millions of condoms delivered worldwide over nearly two decades.

Wholesale ready

Stocked by 600+ retail shops across 7 countries.

Real photo proofs

Bulk orders get a photo of the actual print for approval, not a mockup.

Price-beat promise

We beat any like-for-like quote, at every quantity.

Real support

Humans on the other end. Cheeky ones, but they answer fast.

What customers say on Trustpilot

Do what they say, deliver when they say, all in all great customer service. Can't fault them, very good experience using them.

Trustpilot review, September 2026

Very attentive and quick to produce and deliver on short notice. Ordered on the Wednesday evening and arrived on the Friday. The personalised condoms went down a treat!

Trustpilot review, September 2026

I got a personalised condom packet for my friends birthday and it was fantastic! She loved them 🙂

Trustpilot review, July 2026

Very good product easy to custom design very nice staff

Trustpilot review, October 2026

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Frequently asked questions

Yes. CE marked, ISO 4074 tested, factory-tested, the real deal. Every Kissy Bang Bang order meets EU safety standards. We're cheeky, not reckless.

Yes. Upload it straight into our online designer. Photos, logos, text and QR codes all work. Live preview before you order.

Just 6. The more you order, the lower the price per unit. Use our discount calculator for an exact figure.

Funny condoms dispatch in 1 working day. Custom and bulk orders under 1,000 units are typically ready within 1 working day of artwork approval. Larger bulk orders have the timeline confirmed in your quote. Rush order? Just ask.

Always. Plain, unmarked packaging, nothing on the outside gives it away. Free UK delivery on orders over £9.

Design Your Own is our self-serve online tool: build it yourself, order from 6. Bulk orders are a managed service for brands, events and larger volumes. Both start from just 6 units.

Yes. Bars, salons, universities, event agencies and TV production companies all order from us. Custom branded condoms make memorable giveaways. Retailers and distributors can also buy wholesale condoms on trade terms. Get in touch to talk about your project.

Ready to make someone laugh, or make your brand unforgettable?

Selling since 2007. CE marked, ISO 4074 tested. Free UK delivery over £9.

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