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Funny, custom & bulk condoms

Funny condoms, custom designs and bulk orders.

The UK's home of novelty and personalised condoms. Rude, funny or fully branded, printed here since 2007.

Design your own or shop funny condoms
Custom branded condoms printed by Kissy Bang Bang
UK based Discreet packaging Free UK delivery from £9 Selling since 2007

Three ways to wrap it

Grab a laugh off the shelf, print your own from just 6, or brand thousands for your business.

Custom branded condoms with logos, QR codes and brand designs for bulk orders

Custom condoms for brands

Logos, QR codes and campaigns. Real photo proofs, some of the UK's lowest bulk prices.

Get a bulk quote Design your own condom wrappers online with full custom print

Design your own

Photos, names and in-jokes. Live preview, from just 6 pieces.

Start designing Funny novelty condoms ready to ship

Funny condoms

Big Ben, baguettes and worse. Ready to ship today.

Shop the range

Custom prints from £0.29 a condom

Price per unit, VAT included. Every order from just 6 units.

6+
£1.66
10+
£1.50
50+
£0.99
100+
£0.76
250+
£0.59
500+
£0.49
1,000+
£0.39
2,500+
£0.36
5,000+
£0.33
10,000+
£0.29
Work out your exact price We beat any like-for-like quote, at every tier.

Our picks

A few favourites from the funny range.

See Big Ben funny condomSee Big Ben The Union Jack funny condomThe Union Jack See The Monster funny condomSee The Monster Well Hello Titty funny condomWell Hello Titty It's One Direction funny condomIt's One Direction Full English Breakfast funny condomFull English Breakfast Eat My Baguette funny condomEat My Baguette Come Carry On funny condomCome Carry On Mr. Bean funny condomMr. Bean Single funny condomSingle Milk funny condomMilk Darth Vader Father funny condomDarth Vader Father
See the whole funny range

Why customers choose us

Scotland's Trade Fair Best Product of the Year, Gold, 2011 Best Product of the Year, Gold

CE & ISO certified

Factory-tested to EU safety standards. Cheeky, not reckless.

Selling since 2007

Millions of condoms delivered worldwide over nearly two decades.

Wholesale ready

Stocked by 600+ retail shops across 7 countries.

Real photo proofs

Bulk orders get a photo of the actual print for approval, not a mockup.

Price-beat promise

We beat any like-for-like quote, at every quantity.

Real support

Humans on the other end. Cheeky ones, but they answer fast.

What people are saying

Best gift at a party ever. Everyone laughed AND used them!

Alex, London

Ordered for my mate's stag do. Hilarious and top quality.

James, Dublin

Cheeky and brilliant. Design-your-own is genius!

Marta, Barcelona

Way more stylish than typical joke gifts. I'm impressed.

Emma, Brighton

Frequently asked questions

Yes. CE & ISO certified, factory-tested, the real deal. Every Kissy Bang Bang order meets EU safety standards. We're cheeky, not reckless.
Yes. Upload it straight into our online designer. Photos, logos, text and QR codes all work. Live preview before you order.
Just 6. The more you order, the lower the price per unit. Use our discount calculator for an exact figure.
Funny condoms dispatch in 1-2 working days. Custom and bulk orders under 1,000 units are typically ready within 24-48 working hours of artwork approval. Larger bulk orders have the timeline confirmed in your quote. Rush order? Just ask.
Always. Plain, unmarked packaging, nothing on the outside gives it away. Free UK delivery on orders over £9.
Design Your Own is our self-serve online tool: build it yourself, order from 6. Bulk orders are a managed service for brands, events and larger volumes. Both start from just 6 units.
Yes. Bars, salons, universities, event agencies and TV production companies all order from us. Custom branded condoms make memorable giveaways. Get in touch to talk about your project.

Ready to make someone laugh, or make your brand unforgettable?

Selling since 2007. CE & ISO certified. Free UK delivery from £9.

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