Description
“HE’S OFF THE MARKET” is arranged around a beige shop swing tag on a string, stamped SOLD in red at an angle.
What is on the wrapper?
A card price tag hanging from a loop of cord, with SOLD stamped across it in a red rectangular block like an estate-agent board. HE’S in red, OFF in blue, THE in green, MARKET in gold. Retail language applied to a groom, which is exactly how his friends will describe it anyway.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, engagement parties, and wedding favours on the groom’s side. Pairs with Wife Support System if you want a matching pair for the two halves of the wedding party.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
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