A Frenchman’s Baguette

£1.66

A Frenchman, a beret, and a very large loaf.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“mange ma baguette!” is written beside a moustachioed Frenchman in a blue beret, striped shirt and red neckerchief, holding a baguette across his body.

What is on the wrapper?

A cartoon Frenchman drawn from the waist up in full stereotype — navy beret, black-and-white Breton stripes, red scarf knotted at the throat and a curled moustache — cradling a long golden baguette. The line is set in handwritten script to the right. The French for eat my baguette, offered without translation.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.

When to hand it out

Hen weekends, Paris trips, French-themed parties, and Secret Santa. Sits directly alongside Eat My Baguette for anyone building the French set.

Ordering

Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.