Funny condoms

Funny Condoms That’ll Make You Giggle Before You Wiggle 😏

Looking for condoms that are anything but boring? You’ve come to the right rubbery place. At KissyBangBang, we slap jokes on foil so you can wrap it up with a bang—literally. Whether it’s a gift, a party joke, or just your own brand of foreplay, our funny condoms are the ultimate icebreakers. 💦

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“I gave it to my boyfriend as a joke — now it’s framed on his wall.”
— Lauren, Bristol
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“Best stag do handout ever. Everyone was crying with laughter.”
— Sam, Birmingham
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“Bought for a hen party — not a single one left by the end of the night.”
— Chloe, Bristol
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“Funniest party favour we’ve ever had. 10/10 would bang again.”
— Jake, London
★★★★☆
“Used it once. Girlfriend nearly choked laughing (and not in a bad way).”
— Ella, Liverpool
★★★★☆
“Custom design turned out amazing — and the quality surprised me!”
— Tom, Liverpool
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“These stole the show at our flatwarming. Everyone took one home.”
— Freya, Leeds
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“Mailed it anonymously to my ex. Zero regrets.”
— Ben, Nottingham
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“Put them in Christmas crackers. Mum was... not impressed. 😂”
— Maya, Leeds
★★★★☆
“Great price, great laugh, and they’re actually decent condoms.”
— Ollie, London
★★★★★
“We used these for our student society. Still getting compliments.”
— Amelia, Bristol
★★★★★
“Came for the puns, stayed for the protection.”
— Josh, Edinburgh
★★★★★
“Used at a fresher's event — huge hit, might’ve saved lives too.”
— Sophie, Bristol
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“Who knew condoms could be such good marketing?”
— Liam, Manchester

🎨 Want Your Own Funny Idea on a Wrapper?

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🥳 Why People Love Our Funny Condoms

  • ✅ Hilarious designs people remember
  • ✅ Printed & packed in the UK
  • ✅ Real condoms, real protection
  • ✅ Great for stag nights, hen parties, festivals
  • ✅ MOQ only 6 for custom orders!

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