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Christmas Condoms — The Cheeky Stocking Filler

Q: Are Christmas condoms real condoms?

Yes. They are standard, CE-marked condoms in a festive or personalised foil wrapper. The wrapper is the only thing that changes; the condom inside is fully functional and safe to use.

Q: Will Christmas condoms arrive in time for Christmas?

Printing takes one working day for orders under 1,000 pieces, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders. Order early in December to allow for Christmas postal delays.

Personalised and funny condoms for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, and the office party. Printed in the UK, from 6 pieces, with a real photo before any big run.

Design your Christmas condoms

A condom is the gift nobody expects and everybody laughs at. Put a name, an in-joke, or a festive design on the wrapper and it goes from awkward to the best thing in the stocking. They’re real, working condoms; the joke is on the outside.

Christmas gift ideas that actually land

Secret SantaCheap, funny, and memorable, which is the whole brief. A personalised wrapper beats another novelty mug.

Stocking fillersSmall, flat, and cheeky. Slip a personalised pack in alongside the chocolate coins.

Office partyA safe-for-the-group laugh that doesn’t need explaining. Brand them with an inside joke from the year.

Couples and partnersA photo, a date, a private joke. A gift that’s funny now and a keepsake later.

Personalise your own, or pick a funny design

Two ways to do Christmas. Upload a photo, name, or message and we’ll print it through Design Your Own. Or browse the ready-made funny condoms range if you’d rather grab and go. White is the standard wrapper, pink and light blue are stocked, and any colour is possible through full-foil print.

Why order from Kissy Bang Bang

From 6 pieces, so a single Secret Santa gift is no problem.
Printed in London on a 6x6cm foil, larger than the usual 5x5cm, so the design reads clearly.
One working day to print for orders under 1,000, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders, which matters in December.
CE-marked and standard fit. Real condoms, not a gag prop.
Personal orders ship worldwide, so distant family and friends are covered too.

Branded Christmas condoms for businesses

Running a Christmas campaign, a club night, or a staff party? Branded festive condoms work as promo handouts and event giveaways. Business runs start at 50 pieces, with a real photo of your printed wrapper before the full run. See bulk and wholesale, or white-label if you’re a gift brand selling them on.

How to order Christmas condoms

Pick personalised (Design Your Own) or a ready-made funny design.
Upload your photo, name, or message, or choose your design.
Approve the layout. Over 100 pieces, approve the real printed photo too.
We print and dispatch from London. Order early in December to beat the Christmas post.

Christmas condom FAQs

Are Christmas condoms real condoms?

Yes. They’re standard, CE-marked condoms in a festive or personalised foil wrapper. The wrapper is the only thing that changes; the condom inside is fully functional and safe to use.

Can I personalise Christmas condoms with a name or photo?

Yes. Through Design Your Own you can add a name, photo, message, or your own artwork to the wrapper. Or pick a ready-made design from the funny condoms range.

What’s the minimum order?

From 6 pieces, so a single Secret Santa or stocking-filler gift is fine. For branded business orders, 50 pieces is the entry point.

Will they arrive in time for Christmas?

Printing takes one working day for orders under 1,000, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders. Order early in December to allow for Christmas postal delays.

Are they discreet?

Yes. Orders ship in plain outer packaging with nothing on the outside to reveal what’s inside.

Can I order branded Christmas condoms for my company?

Yes. Branded festive condoms work for campaigns, club nights, and staff parties. Business runs start at 50 pieces with a real printed photo before the full run.

Do you ship outside the UK?

Personal Christmas orders ship worldwide. Custom business orders ship across the UK and Europe.

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Sort the cheekiest gift under the tree

Design a personalised pack in minutes, or grab a ready-made funny design. From 6 pieces, printed in London.

Start your design