Description

“WIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM” is laid out over a pink ECG heartbeat trace running into a diamond engagement ring. Medical equipment, of a sort.

What is on the wrapper?

A pink heart-monitor line with a sharp peak running across the middle of the design, ending at a gold diamond ring with a sparkle on the stone. WIFE in pink, SUPPORT in blue, SYSTEM in gold. The joke is the deadpan technical framing — it reads like a device label.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.

When to hand it out

Stag nights, groom gifts, wedding-morning boxes, and anniversary presents for a husband who will pretend to object.

Ordering

Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.