Description
“mine’s BIGGER” is written beside a photograph of the most famous marble statue in the world, standing exactly as sculpted, with a claim attached.
What is on the wrapper?
A greyscale photograph of the celebrated Renaissance nude, sling over the shoulder, weight on one hip, cut out against the white foil. mine’s in black script and BIGGER in pink outlined capitals to the right. Five hundred years of high art, undercut by two words.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has been printing wrappers like this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, art-student Secret Santa, Italy trips, and gag gifts. The contrast between the artwork and the caption is what makes it land.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.





