Description

“LAST ORDERS” is printed beneath a gold pub bell being rung and a full pint of lager with a proper head on it.

What is on the wrapper?

A brass bell mid-ring with sound lines coming off it, beside a tall glass of golden beer with a thick white head and bubbles rising. LAST in red, ORDERS in gold. Closing time at the bar, and closing time on something else.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.

When to hand it out

Stag nights, pub-crawl party bags, and leaving dos. It also reads well outside the wedding context as a general last-night-of-something gift.

Ordering

From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.